Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once uve been tagged must do! =)happy reading! =D
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
yr; compared to Gollom LOTR?yes, you do look cute.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
yr; glad you know how to pronounce it even you don't look like it.
3)See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
yr; oh, do you buy them? how much?
4)Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
yr; and i look like i care, right?
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
yr; ooooooo....bet your album goes down the drain.haha
If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
yr; sorry mister, you've read the wrong line.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
yr; i just want to say that you got a lettuce stuck in between your teeth.oh, or is that really is your teeth?SORRY!
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
yr; phew...i'm glad you said that.i've been meaning to tell you the same thing too for a month now!
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you
yr; too bad darl, i've had my own, private ride and you don't know what you're missing!
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you
yr;i don't mind being hate by a bunch of idiots
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
yr; in your dreams boleh laa.
2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
yr; i don't use cell phone.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
yr; i don't have time to waste with you.
4) What do you like about me?
yr; you not hitting on me.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
yr; you want me to lie??no way!
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
yr; Hi Gollom!
2) You smell like shit!
yr; oh, you wear minyak kapak.i wear PERFUME.
3) What an ugly creature you are!
yr; ur a zillion times more!
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
yr;go ahead and race yourself then.i'm not gonna waste my time with you.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
yr; too late already! i'm too happy that i barely recognize you in your lowest state.
2) I know you still love me!
yr; which part of i-don't-love-you-anymore that you don't understand?i date someone else now la!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
yr; go back to where?hell?
4) Please call me...
yr; i don't keep your number anymore.
5) The break up hurt me so much..
yr; ...in what sense?you surely don't look too sad holding that new girl's hand!
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
yr; thanks so much!
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
yr; urgh..then i don't want to use it!
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
yr; don't want laaa..it still looks expensive.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
yr; i forgot to bring my wallet laa..
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